Where you go to dork your friends.
If you leave your comptuer unlocked around my friends, you'll soon find that an "I'm a dork" email has been sent from you to all your friends. So I thought, wouldn't it be fun to see who's the dorkiest? This is a quick hack I put together which keeps track of dorks. Deploy this app to GAE and simply email the app's email address everytime you see an unlocked computer with the term "dork" in the subject line.
Currently running at http://dorkr.warp2.us