Based off of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rudzYPHuewc with a hint of extra randomness.
The machines are cheating.
-- A shocked friend at 3:00 AM.
The AI sucks.
-- The same friend after 234 games.
I think it's pretty easy once you figure it out.
-- Yet another friend.
I like the emojis.
-- A friend who was trying to be nice.