quotes

Deadlock Genie the lamp - How To

"My wish is that you never make wishes comes true"

Problems

"Except the problems everything is fine"

Priorities

"Time is the most important resource when you have money and health."

Ego

"I study every day to be more humble"

Deadlock promises

"I promised never do promises"

Existentialism

"2 certainties in life: God exists, I exist, everything else is between 0 and 1 - ]0, 1["

Freewill

"is to do anything you want where God already knows what you will do."

Dev

"If you don't change yourself, you are a constant"

Live

"If I should live as if I were to die tomorrow probably I will die today."

Time

"The present would only exist if it were possible to stop time."

Dev

"The number of atoms in the observed universe is estimated in 10^80. We just need ~34 bytes to enumerate all of them. Now imagine a mess of what a developer can do writing few lines of code."

utopy

"Realtime systems"

productivity of backend dev

2 days to implement one hundred business process - 1 week to build ten UI - 4 weeks fixing CSS

productivity of front end dev

2 days to implement one hundred UI - 1 week to implement ten business process - 4 weeks fixing CSS

productivity of full stack dev

2 days to implement one hundred business process - 2 days to implement one hundred UI - 4 weeks fixing CSS

utopy

"100% free of bugs"

Senior Dev

"You become a senior dev after writing at least 20 full systems and is over ~35 years old. Only when you're over 35 years old and look back you will believe what I'm saying."

Exception in thread "main" LogicException

"Less is more"

How to destroy the universe

# sudo -su
# cd /
# rm -r * &