Piss-off-Text

Make a prank to your designer friend.

What is this?

This is the script that plays witht text kerning and brings the headache to the reader.

Add the piss-off-text.js (or the minified one) to the page.
Run pissOffText(); and enjoy.
Extra params can be passed into the function as the object, for instance, pissOffText({text: 'article > p'});. Params are:

text — means the CSS selector for elements containing text to modify.
This allows to patch the particular part of the page, not the entire one.
Defaults to "p".
level — one of "letters" (default) or "words". Means how deep the distortion will work.
distortion — is the object that contains one or both of "v" and "h"properties. It describes the distortion amplitude: 0 leaves the chunks untouched, 100 does the Harlem shake.
Defauls to {v: 0, h: 10}.