Finally, Cards Against Humanity as plain text and JSON.
Please buy Cards Against Humanity. They deserve your gross, germ-covered money more than you do.
Card sources, merged by hand and machine: Hangouts Against Humanity, Pretend You're Xyzzy and this spreadsheet I found through Board Game Geek.
How many cards are there? 9,923 cards. 2,704 black cards. 7,219 white cards. With all expansions, there are about 2,065 official Cards Against Humanity cards you can buy with money (2,008 are in this repository).
I just want to play. Mobile version is being revamped.
Is this legal? Yes. Cards Against Humanity is distributed under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license, and so is this website and all the data that comes out of it. That means you can use, remix, and share the game for free, but you can't sell it without permission. Consult their FAQ if you don't believe me. If you have paperwork that says otherwise, email me, we can work this out.
What font is CAH? Cards Against Humanity cards are in Helvetica® Neue. It's not free. I use Roboto (500 weight).
Are you associated with ______? No. Only in my dreams.