| title | author | date | output |
|---|---|---|---|
timeless-jab |
Salman SHUAIB |
August 31, 2021 |
delicensed Creative Commons Zero v1.0 Universal (CC0-1.0) in honor of TEE |
Bioinformatics research into ending the disease of death. Cancer cells divide indefinitely. Here I present pseudocode for a jab that achieves equilibrium between cancer and senescence via ensuring the optimum 9000 occurrences of TTAGGG (Telomere):
DO {
#in case cell is cancerous
IF occurrences of “TTAGGG” in Cell Chromosomal DNA > 15000
Call SenescenceFunction()
#reset in case cell is dying
ELSEIF occurrences of “TTAGGG” in Cell Chromosomal DNA < 3000
Call ActivateTelomerase()
}
#infinity loop
WHILE count(TTAGGG) in Cell Chromosomal DNA > Zero
SenescenceFunction() {
#initialize aging process
Delete 6000x “TTAGGG” from Cell Chromosomal DNA
Where preceding GENETIC CODE is “TTAGGG”
And succeeding GENETIC CODE is “TTAGGG”
}
ActivateTelomerase() {
#effect Telomerase repairs of DNA
Append 6000x “TTAGGG” in Cell Chromosomal DNA
Where preceding GENETIC CODE is “TTAGGG”
And succeeding GENETIC CODE is “TTAGGG”.
}