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vader-just-needs-hugs

This is all sorts sillyness and joy.

Why is Chewbacca considered a pro?

Because he doesn't make wookie mistakes. (https://upjoke.com/chewbacca-jokes)

What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?

A “Wokie” (https://upjoke.com/chewbacca-jokes)

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices. (https://upjoke.com/ewok-jokes)

How many woks would an ewok wash if ewoks could wash woks?

All of them, till the Endor time! (https://upjoke.com/ewok-jokes)

How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?

Ewoked. (https://upjoke.com/ewok-jokes)

How does Darth Vader eat?

He force feeds himself. (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

What does Darth Vader exhale?

Carbon Darkside (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side. (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

I heard Darth Vader's suit was really expensive.

It must have cost him an arm and a leg. (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit. (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

An interesting fact about Darth Vader

He's got a good poker face (https://upjoke.com/darth-vader-jokes)

Baby Yoda's first word

Probably came after his second word. (https://upjoke.com/yoda-jokes)

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Green thumbs, he has. (https://upjoke.com/yoda-jokes)

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was. (https://upjoke.com/yoda-jokes)

What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself on Blu Ray?

HDMI (https://upjoke.com/yoda-jokes)

Where did Luke get his bionic hand?

At the second-hand store. (https://bestlifeonline.com/star-wars-jokes/)

Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?

Because they always end up in a TIE. (https://bestlifeonline.com/star-wars-jokes/)

Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8. (https://bestlifeonline.com/star-wars-jokes/)