Clippy is back from the grave to let you know that your browser is wrong.
Put someplace, for example '/clippy/' off your docroot, then use thusly (assuming you have jQuery):
<script>$(function(){new Clippy('body','/clippy/').run();});</script>
Or thusly without:
<script>__clippyboot(function(){new Clippy('body','/clippy/').run();});</script>
Enjoy!