NPL - The Necessary Public License v1

Contents of the license

NECESSARY PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 1, October 2012

Copyleft <year> <author> <email>

Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed or whatever, this is just here out of necessity.

NECESSARY PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

0. This license is necessary, for people to understand they can use, modify, 
    distribute, transfer, buy, sell, credit, discredit, transform, mutate, or 
    mutilate this work as they wish

1. You have the right to do whatever you want with this work, or not, it's your 
    decision, why are you mixing ME up in all this?

2. GET ON WITH IT ALREADY

Thats it.

TL;DR version to include into files

/**********************************************************
 * <program name> Copyleft <year> <author> <email>
 * Licensed under the NPL v1 
 * <https://github.com/sprngr/NPL>
 *********************************************************/

TL;TL;DR include version

/* NPL v1 Copyleft <year> <author> <email> */

Contributors

Michael Springer <mike@sprngr.me>
Joel Kirchartz <me@jkirchartz.com>

This project is purely for satirical purposes about the requirement for having a license and is at the same time a usable license.

For information on finding a software license to fit your needs, go to http://choosealicense.com/