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[The Smooth Taste Of] NEO

Spamton

The Spamton Quote Database

Initial Encounter

Pre-Battle

  • HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!
  • EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
  • SPAMT
  • SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
  • WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
  • LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
  • LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
  • ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
  • SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
  • LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
  • WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
  • IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
  • THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
  • WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
  • WHEN YOU CAN BE A
  • [[BIG SHOT!!!]]
  • [[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
  • [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
  • THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
  • AND I HAVE JUST.
  • THE THING.
  • YOU NEED.
  • THAT'S
  • [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
  • YOU WANT IT.
  • YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
  • WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
  • ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
  • YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
  • YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
  • YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]
  • WHY DON'T YOU
  • [[Show it off?]]
  • HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Battle

  • ENL4RGE Yourself
  • TRANSMIT KROMER
  • MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
  • Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!]
  • [Press F1 For] HELP
  • HELP

Deals

First Deal
  • HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
    • Subsequent Reads
      • KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!!
    • [TELL ME MORE]
      • THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
    • [NOT INTERESTED]
      • WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
Second Deal
  • BELIEVE IT OR          !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]
    • Subsequent Reads
      • YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
    • [GIVE MONEY]
      • YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
    • [DON'T GIVE]
      • THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN   , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!
Third Deal
  • I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.
    • Subsequent Reads
      • TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge]
    • [DON'T TAKE THE DEAL]
      • DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
    • [TAKE DEAL]
      • NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
Forth Deal
  • DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
    • Subsequent Reads
      • YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE?
    • [BUY INSURANCE]
      • YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
    • [DON'T BUY]
      • WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.
Fifth Deal
  • DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer
    • Subsequent Reads
      • YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS?
    • [GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS]
      • YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!! YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!!
    • [REFUSE]
      • WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU.
Final Deal
  • [NO DEAL]
    • WRONG
  • [YES DEAL]
    • THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!

Win

Spare
  • NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...
  • I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]
  • IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]
  • COME... ALONE.
  • AND DON'T... FORGET!
  • TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
  • HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
Kill
  • HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!
  • HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
  • WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
  • [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
  • [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses],
  • AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
  • YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER!
  • AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring]
  • TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!
  • HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!
  • HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
  • WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
  • [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
  • [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses],
  • AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
  • IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP,
  • JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]!
  • AT LEAST BUY [2]!
  • TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!

Flavor Text

  • Encounter
    • DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
  • [CHECK]
    • He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY!
  • [GIVE MONEY]
    • (You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) (Wrong choice...?)
  • Turn 1
    • THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
  • Turn 2
    • There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
  • Subsequent Turns
    • Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
    • Spamton mutters "1997."
    • Smells like KROMER.
    • CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
    • Spamton flashes an award-losing smile.

Normal

Upon Entrance

  • HEY EVERY       !
  • IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

In shop

  • HURRY UP AND BUY!

Escape

  • DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!
  • MANSION... BASEMENT! FIND IT!!
  • YOU'RE LEAVING!? WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!?

Buy

  • DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
  • TRANSMIT [x] KROMER?
  • MONEY NO
  • DELICIOUS KROMER
  • [Storing up for the winter!]
  • YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY
  • WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE!

Talk

  • LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

OUR DEAL

  • KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
  • AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!!
  • BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?
  • LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion]
  • [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]
  • [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]
  • KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big].
  • BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]
  • VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
  • BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!
  • YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.
  • WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
  • AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
  • TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
  • [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!
  • KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!!
  • WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
  • KEYGEN

ABOUT YOU

  • I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
  • [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
  • SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]]
  • BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ...
  • [[The Big One]]
  • I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
  • [[Hyperlink blocked.]]

KNIGHT

  • SPEAKING OF [[Communion]]
  • KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT...
  • No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to --
  • TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

FRIENDS

  • ME? ... FRIENDS?
  • EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted]
  • WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]!
  • WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!
  • WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!
  • ... ... Mike...
  • KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

FEAR

  • WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
  • THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
  • ...
  • ... can anyone hear me? Help...
  • HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
  • ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
  • ...

GIVE DISK

  • KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!!
  • HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!!
  • ... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK.
  • THEN WE WILL TRANSFER.
  • MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
  • THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
  • GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT.
  • DO THAT... AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]]
  • EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
  • SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT...
  • [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]]
    • [TRANSFER]
      • FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
      • KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]]
    • [DO NOT]
      • TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS.

Snowgrave

Dumpster

  • LOOKING FOR [Irresistible Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
  • WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
  • TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
  • THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
  • THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
  • 4 LEFT.
  • GET STRONGER!
  • THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
  • THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
  • 4 LEFT.
  • [Angel], [Angel]
  • ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]?
    • [Yes]
      • THat'll be 1997 KROMER.
        • [Yes]
          • HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting]
          • EAHEAHEAH
          • (You got the ThornRing.)
        • Not enough money
          • [Money] NO
        • Full inventory
          • LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets]
          • WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!!
          • PERFECT FOR [City Livin']
          • HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?!
          • ... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
          • THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
        • [No]
          • BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR.
    • [No]
      • THEN [[WHY]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!!
  • DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]
  • THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Spamton NEO

Normal

Pre-Battle

  • HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
  • HERE I AM!! KRIS!!
  • BIG
  • BIG,
  • [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]
  • HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS
  • FREEDOM.
  • I WON'T HAVE TO BE
    • JUST A PUPPET
    • ANY MORE!!!!
  • ...
  • OR... so... I... thought.
  • WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?
    • WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?
    • It's still DARK... SO DARK!
  • KRIS.
  • KRIS.
    • KRIS.
    • KRIS.
  • THAT'S RIGHT.
    • YOU.
    • I NEED YOU.
  • TO BE BIG.
    • WITH ME.
  • VERY    VERY     BIG
  • SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
  • STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
  • H E A V E N
  • I
    • JUST NEED
    • THAT LITTLE,
  • [[SOUL]]
    • Y O U HAVE
  • [Susie] Kris!
  • The hell was that weirdo!?
  • [Ralsei] Kris, we were worried about you, so...
  • [Spamton] KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!?
  • WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!
  • TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]...
  • [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]
  • SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......]
  • Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
  • WOW!!!
    • I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
  • [Heaven], are you WATCHING?
  • IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...

Battle

  • KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!?
  • 3X THE [Fire]POWER. 2X THE [Water]POWER. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [Heads]!
  • WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]
  • THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams]
  • KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?!
  • OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]?
  • ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big.]
  • THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS!
  • WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.
  • IT'S CALLING, KRIS... MY [Heart]... MY [Hands]...
  • KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?
  • LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth]
  • I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]!
  • [Friends]!? KRIS!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
  • YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!!
  • I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!
  • KRIS, I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A [Free Value]
  • [Die Now] AND I'LL THROW IN [50] [Bullets] FOR FREE!
  • DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON?
  • KRIS!! THINK! WHAT ARE MY [Eggs] GOING TO DO!?
  • KRIS. IF YOU GIVE ME THAT [Soul] I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE.
  • I WILL GIVE YOU [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!]
  • BUT KRIS, IF YOU REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
  • I CAN ONLY [Kill] YOU [50-percent faster than similar products] OR [No Money Back!]
  • KRIS!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!!
  • DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?
  • OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE...
  • Did you wanna be...
  • WHAT!? IT'S FOR ME!?
  • KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
  • BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF...
  • WELL, DON'T YOU?
  • DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?
  • [Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!!
  • [The Smooth Taste Of] NEO
  • CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?
  • GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die]
  • DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?
  • [BreaKing] and [CracKing]
  • THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON
Win
Spare
  • WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
  • MY... MY [Wires]... THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?
  • KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?!
  • KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!?
  • AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU
  • YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!?
  • KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!
  • [Friendship]!!!
  • KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
  • CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
  • ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
  • AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
  • NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
  • HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!
Kill
  • WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
  • HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points]
  • MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!
  • NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!
  • KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
  • THIS IS [Victory Smoke]!! IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR MY [Second Form]!
  • ARE YOU READY KRIS!? FOR MY [Next Trick]!
  • I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]!
  • ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
  • [Turn up the JUICE!] [Turn up the JUICE!]
  • [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!]
  • ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
  • I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
  • HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

Post-Battle

  • It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet.
  • But you three... You're strong.
  • With a power like that...
  • Maybe you three can break your own strings.
  • Let me become your strength.
  • ... Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!?
  • YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!?
  • WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!?
  • YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!!
  • [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!?
  • NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!

Snowgrave

Pre-Battle

  • [Narration] (It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...)
  • [Spamton] NOT!!!
  • LET ME SAY
  • LET ME SAY [Thanks ]
  • THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.
  • AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!
  • SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!?
  • TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!?
  • AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestMan].
  • I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!!
  • [Pay]...
  • WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!!

Battle

  • I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge].
  • SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!
  • I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE!
  • I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]!
  • I GAVE YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] FOR THE PRICE OF [My Favorite Year]!
  • AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!?
  • WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.
  • NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]!
  • YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU!
  • YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]!
  • AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SUPPLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME!!!
  • I WAS TOO [Trusting] TOO [Honest].
  • I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]. A REAL [PIPIS] PERSON!
  • I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]...
  • OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU
  • YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
  • IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
  • WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME
  • WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]
  • MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!
  • I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE GOT SOME [Guts] KID!
  • BUT IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE, NEO NEVER LOSES!!!
  • IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Bluelight Specil].
  • DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?
  • NOW... ENJ0Y THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!!
  • ENJOY THE FIREWORKS, KID!!!!
  • WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!?
  • YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!?
  • GO AHEAD, [Kid]...
  • CALL ALL YOU WANT!
  • NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP
  • GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver].
  • THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY.
  • YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice].
  • UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE
  • THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
  • YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
  • ... YOU LOST IT...
  • YOU MAKE ME [Sick]!
  • MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]!
  • NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!!
  • GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]!
  • ... HER?
  • YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!?
  • HA HA HA HA!!!
  • YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!?
  • WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]!?
  • HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

Flavor Text

  • Encounter
    • It's time to be a BIG SHOT!
  • [Check]
    • YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN".
  • [Check] Again
    • He is his own worst invention.
  • Neutral
    • Hold and release [Z] to fire a BIG SHOT!
    • Spamton turns to the audience and laughs.
    • Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig!
    • Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience.
    • There is no audience.
    • The stage lights are shattered.
    • The air crackles with freedom.
    • It pulls the strings and makes them ring.
    • Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room.
    • Smells like rotten glass.
    • Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town.
  • Snowgrave, Final Phase
    • Spamton Neo's ATTACK dropped! Spamton Neo's DEFENSE rose greatly!
    • Spamton NEO recovered HP with Pipis!
    • Spamton NEO's DEFENSE is towering.
  • Call For Help
    • Kris called for help... ... but nobody came.
    • You whispered Noelle's name...