Status Page | English |
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We are aware of | Support is frantically paging engineering teams |
A fix has been identified | The least-intoxicated engineer is typing on a keyboard |
We have implemented a fix | git push --force didn't error out |
We are monitoring | Pray for us and don't touch anything, the blinkenlights are back |
Scheduled Maintenance | The security Guy "Found something" so we gotta do some patches and make him happy |