bob-walker

An alternative to alphagov/vcloud-walker in various languages.

Background

While this might look like some kind of internet bullying, it's all in good fun and mostly sanctioned by the real namesake.

Our team happens to have a Ruby project which walks through the API of a VMWare vCloud instance showing the various objects, which is called vcloud-walker. By happy coincidence, one of our team is called bob walker. It was funny to knock up a quick bob-walker implementation in shell one day, but this project has grown into a place where our team can create educational, clever or funny implementations of the original shell script in our own time.

Usage

Awk

awk -f bob-walker.awk [-v sport=true]

Bash

./bob-walker.sh

Brainf--k (using this python interpreter)

# Normal mode
echo "0" | ../mindfuck/mindfuck.py bob-walker.fk
# Sport mode!
echo "1" | ../mindfuck/mindfuck.py bob-walker.fk

C

# To compile
gcc -o bob-walker bob-walker.c
# Normal mode
./bob-walker
# Sport mode!
BOB_MODE=SPORT ./bob-walker

Go

go run bob-walker.go

Linux character device driver

# Run this on a Linux box; example below is for Ubuntu
#
# Ensure linux-headers package is installed
sudo apt-get install linux-headers-$(uname -r)
# Build the kernel module
cd kernel-bob
make
# Load the module
sudo insmod bob-walker.ko
# Read kernel message buffer for your next instructions
dmesg

NASM Assembly

nasm -f macho bob-walker.asm
ld -o bob-walker -e main bob-walker.o -macosx_version_min 10.4
./bob-walker

Perl

./bob-walker.pl

Python

./bob-walker.py

QBasic (QB64)

Open bob-walker.bas using QB64 and hit F5.

To exit the endless loop, hit Ctrl + Break or Cmd + Q on a Mac. To create a binary executable, hit F11 in QB64.

tombooth/bob-walker