/tachisay

Like cowsay, without the cow

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tachisay

This is a very silly thing.

tachisay prints an ascii-art tachikoma and a speech bubble.

Like cowsay, only written in awk, not perl.

tachigreeter.start is for putting in /etc/local.d/ if you're running OpenRC. It creates an /etc/issue for your login screen.


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