/root-bible

root bible but even more awesome

root-bible

This is our bible

  1. Thou shalt not type !q in root
  2. Day 0 is 4/20/2024 in funny murcan time
  3. A week is 8 days
  4. A month is 4 weeks
  5. There is 11 months and a 12th month, comprised of either 13 or 14 days depending on whenever the year number's bottom 2 bits are both zero
  6. Morguildir can split LDA in 32
  7. Plate has second came in day 0, on this day in our weed smoking lord
  8. Thou shalt not implement state resolution v1
  9. Thou shalt not shill envs.net or 4d2.org
  10. Nettspend
  11. Thou shalt shill Vim
  12. Thou shalt never 4 of the chan
  13. Thou shalt microwave aliminum foil
  14. Thou shalt have no other Homeservers before Synapse
  15. Thou shalt be a goofy goober
  16. Five Guys fucking sucks NEVER go there
  17. Thou shalt call it Jabber, not XMPP
  18. Thou shalt migrate root to Jabber!! Pls 🥺
  19. An hour is 30 minutes
  20. Thou shalt never use Revolt or else be publicly shamed
  21. Thou shalt never join any room ending in :matrix.org
  22. Thou shalt look at this awesome Neocat wtf