/weirdspeak

Stupid secret language I came up with when I was like 14

Instead of typing [Key] use [Res]

In this case Key is the original key you want to type [i.e 1] and Res will be the result after converting to Weirdspeak [i.e Q].

1 = Q

2 = W

3 = E

4 = R

5 = T

6 = Y

7 = U

8 = I

9 = O

0 = fo

Q = A

W = S

E = D

R = F

T = G

Y = H

U = J

I = K

O = L

P = ;

[ = '

] = \

A = Z

S = X

D = C

F = V

G = B

H = N

J = M

K = ,

L = <

; = >

: = /

' = |

" = ~

Z = 54

X = cashew

C = see

V = vou

B = b!

N = enn

M = em

, = com

. = dot

/ = zl

! = exc

and = ---

also = -

Examples

I hate the fediverse!

-->

K nzgd gnd vdck-vou-dfxd exc

Now something trickier...

Pickles, turnips, lemons.

-->

;k-see,<dx-com gjf-enn-k;x-com <d-em l-enn x-dot