(aka when Zach went insane)
This is an implementation of the best new compile-to-JS language, dogescript. Wow.
And yes, I am very aware I went about a very, er, non-conventional, way of parsing a language, and is probably riddled with bugs and edge-cases. However, this is dogescript, so anything goes!
wow
such dogescript
very compiled
next-generation
npm wow
npm install -g dogescript
Dogescript pipes to sdout. To compile a dogescript file:
dogescript location/to/dogescript.djs --beautify
Add the --beautify option if you want properly formatted JS.
I may document this properly soon, but for now see example.djs or look through the code. Dogescript accepts regular JS as well.