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I think I learned about perhaps four new markup languages this week. I'm going to skip to the finish line they seem to be approaching.
Here I present to you the stupidest markup language in the
world, made with
love nihilism. I'll start with a 10-second tutorial,
wander into a rant, and then recite "what if" questions I now
anticipate after arguing with invisible critics in the shower.
You have ten seconds to learn the language. Ready? Go.
- UTF-8 only.
- The first character is the control character.
- Whatever follows a control character is for a program to read. Doesn't matter how, except the program should know when the expression ends.
- The result of a parse is a list of strings with expressions.
So reading ⊙ hi ⊙(b "all") in Racket yields '("hi " (b "all")).
So does ^ hi ^(b "all"), because it's the same document. The parser
is 30 lines of
code,
including blank lines. And that's allowing user-defined validation.
I know what you are going to say. "Trash. There's no standard that means anything, so you have to have the right program for any given document." You're right. If ISML were well-adopted, then everyone would have their own format, parser and validator. And even then, 10% of those would work well and about eight formats would be crazy popular.
That would be damning criticism, if it weren't for the fact that the world is already like that. Pollen markup also uses a control character and depends on you for meaning, so it's not like this is a new idea. But even with standards and strong validation features I've seen people paste base64 blobs into well-adopted formats like YAML, forcing their team to write more code to accomodate the bloat and validate data. Even the ubiquitous Markdown has been extended in enough ways to make the name "Markdown" meaningless. I say this as an author of one such extension. If you think I'm exaggerating, then tell me that using HTML6. It's almost like human expression can't be contained by a stiff grammar!
I don't expect you to use ISML, I do expect you to question what you really want when you get ready to add new languages and tooling to support YAML, TOML, PML, Markdown, Pollen Markup, Polymath or (and?!) the other ISMLs out there. My ISML is tooling free because it's just annotated text. That's it! No overengineering, no need to install anything, and you can whip up a parser over lunch.
All you need is text, and a signal that some content is structured. Everything else is added configuration and training, so why not control that?
You can't. Pick a different character.
Then your control character is a space.
Some languages need a semicolon after every statement. If you can't trust yourself to not put a space at the front of a document, then I can't help you.
Then do that.
Then you'll grab a well-adopted markup language and the libraries that come with it. I'll bet you that you'll then write a bunch of validation code in light of extra context that you didn't expect to care about.
If you really mean "everyone", then you likely have the brain parasite that makes you write another markup language that nobody needs.
If you mean a subset of people who consent to a document format, then use your own reader procedure for the expressions after control characters.
They won't.